Thing One’s annual school eye exam results – that’s what. This explains a lot of things. Such as why he has to sit so close to the television. Why he can’t catch a pigskin missile if it’s not launched within ten feet of him. And why he told his teacher he couldn’t read the board when she used that red marker-he’s not color blind, he’s just blind! Why didn’t we see the signs? Maybe because we’re both blind, too?
Anyway we’re going to the optometrist tomorrow!! He’s not thrilled about getting glasses, but I told him seeing is a good thing… Poor kid!!
